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英语脑筋急转弯

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怎么老外的脑筋急转弯那么弱智阿!!!
gS$qc,H(}&C7Y 还是他们看我们的也有同感阿...

估计这个是给学龄前儿童设计的。。。。
OS} `9_r)s#C#k 但也难说。。老外都是线性思维